bar mitvahs bat mitzvahs

I'm pretty relieved I made it because I went on one of those La Bamba planes for like 7 people. That movie really made me sad when I was little. It was a big deal when my parents finally let me watch it. And as soon as I did, I realized they were just trying to protect me. 

But I digress. I'm here to perform at a woman's 50th birthday party! For real. She once saw me do stand up and really liked my bar/ bat mitzvah material (I participated in BM culture as an attendant.  I wasn't actually bat mtizvahed, so technically, I'm not really a woman. Nu!) And the rest, as they say, is history.

Anyway, I was so psyched to be coming to Pat Robertson's home. And the first thing I saw when I landed was... Pat Robertson! For real! Well, not in the flesh, more like a huge photo of him that welcomes you to the Norfolk airport. I really hope I see Pat in person. I'd love to get my photo taken with him. And I think it's possible. He got his photo with Al Sharpton for that We Can Solve it Campaign. So, Katie Halper isn't too much of a stretch. (forgive the 3rd person thing.)