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State Of The Union: Deep Twitter Thoughts on SOTU
Before the State Of The Union
- kthalps: guys, the only way obama can repeal dont ask dont tell is if we dont ask dont tell. so shut up abt it. duh!
State Of The Union Starts
kthalps: I guess we'll have accept third-place "I do not accept
second-place for the United States of America." -Barack Obama.#SOTU
#Union address
- kthalps: joe biden blinks a lot. Nancy Pelosi barely blinks. Between the two of them, they blink at an average rate. #SOTU
- kthalps: did Joe Biden & Nancy Pelosi coordinate wearing
purple (tie and suit, respectively)? And was that a reference 2 shades
of blue/red = purple - kthalps: looks like America is united by collective desire to punish banks!
- kthalps: u know Sandra Sotomayor had 2 use all self control 2 not slap Alito for saying "not true" #SOTU
- kthalps: I wrote Sandra Sotomayor intentionally. I was honoring O'Conner 4 opening door for female judges like Sonia. DUH!
After SOTU
- kthalps: Chris Matthews' comments about forgetting Obama was black was so Matthewsian. #sotu
McDonnell Response
- kthalps: Where did the Republicans find the three black people to stand behind Bob McConnell? #SOTU
- kthalps: why does the asian guy in glasses behind mcconnell keep nodding? It's like he's a bobble head #SOTU
- kthalps: sorry, make that mcdonnel. all white names look the same to me
- kthalps:i think "we welcome ur ideas on facebook and twitter" was not a joke. But audience laughed. Awks
- kthalps: oh snap! McConnel's daughter was in the army. Can't say
that about Sasha or Malia, can you Barack Obama! Boooyakashah! #SOTU
response - kthalps: oh nice! McDonnel is advocating torture! "foreign terror suspect given same rights as U.S. citizen" I love it when Republicans get rt to the point #SOTU response
- kthalps: did they build this set especially for McDonnel's speech? #SOTU response
Commentary after SOTU & response
- kthalps: my mom on Anthony Weiner: "He was
never married b4? Katie, find me a picture of his girlfriend online"
#SOTU #thingsmymomsays - kthalps: david Axelrod needs to brush his eyebrows. They got all hot & bothered during #SOTU
Live Blogging The Non State of the Union
To read in order scroll down and read up. Like Hebrew but vertically, not horizontally.
Oh man! Jo just busted a move. I hope we get to see some lunge action
tonight. We haven't seen one of those since the DNC. It's time Joe,
it's time.via Ping.fm -
Katie My mom on Obama: "He's such a nice kid, he's such a nice guy. I like him so much."via Ping.fm -
Look out Michelle! There's some Executive-Legislative chemistry between Obama and Pelosi
A picture speaks a thousand words. It looks like somebody, i mean some bodies, (Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama) have a bad case of ELS (Executive-Legislative Sexual tension.)
Gore Proves Global Warming by Sweating Profusely, and Nine Other Things I Learned at the Netroots Nation/KKK Gathering
(Written in satire. A literal trasnlation for the tonally impaired is available upon request.)
This weekend I went
to Austin, Texas, to attend the third annual Netroots [Aryan] Nation,
the convention formerly known as Yearly Kos and recently called a "Klan gathering" by Bill O'Reilly.
I agree with O'Reilly that "including the Nazis and the Klan... there
is not a more hateful group in the country than the Daily Kos People."
I too hate this hateful conference, which encourages democracy, open
politics, participatory democracy, grass roots organizing and other
Nazi-ish thing. But I attend each year, under the guise of a Laughing Liberally comic and Living Liberally
leader, in order to counter the lies of the liberal media, who receive
their talking points and marching orders directly from Subcomandante Markos [Moulitsas].
I go because somebody needs to document the atrocities that are ignored
by the appeasement era press and distorted by the Netroots deniers. I
go to show the world the truth. I go to say Never Again.
So, here are some of the things you won't hear from the liberal media about the four-day gathering of over 2,000 progressive bloggers, journalists, politicians and activists.
1. The netroots are so vicious that Obama was forced to flee to the relative safety of Afghanistan.
2. The netroots are reconsidering their position on FISA. Although they were disappointed with Obama's vote and his absence from the conference, they have now realized that thanks to the new FISA law, Obama could hear everything they said.*
3. The surprise guest was no surpirse. Everyone knew the surprise guest would be Al Gore. Duh! He is the inventor of the series of tubes known as the internets.
4. Al Gore proved global warming is real, beyond the shadow of a doubt. I'll admit it, I was a skeptic about global warming. But that was before I saw Al Gore speak live. Because what An Inconvenient Truth doesn't capture, is Gore's presence, energy, and sweat. After watching Gore sweat in an air-conditioned convention hall, it is impossible not to believe in global warming.
5. Al Gore is anti-American. During his speech, Gore mentioned wind turbines several times. Well, wind baseball caps are fine with me, Mr. Vice President. Love it or leave it!
6. The Socialist Party made a debut at the Convention. The convention has had Democrats and recovering Republicans. But this year for the first time, with Nancy Pelosi's attendance, the conference hosted a member of the Socialist Party.
7. Nancy Pelosi has sound judgment (for a Socialist). The Speaker of the House is a radical San Franciscan and a pusher of the Homosexual agenda, Yet when she spoke in Austin, Pelosi demonstrated sound judgment and astute reasoning through her vibrant mint green pants suit, a tasteful Clinton-Cleavage-free blouse, neutral but elegant tan heels, and warm honey highlights.
8. Donna Edwards does not belong in politics. If I learned anything from Representative Edwards' keynote speech, it's that she is too honest, hard-working, passionate, genuine, inspired, and inspiring to be in Congress. What is she thinking?
9. Contrary to popular belief, bloggers do have a sense of humor. The Netroots Nation gift bags included condoms.
10. John McCain should not be misunderestimated by the netroots. After all, McCain is already "aware of the internet." By next year's convention in Pittsburgh, the maverick may know how to get online.
*David Boyle: Thank you for helping midwife or fertilize this joke.
