Obamo-flage

I figured out how to help Obama win the election: wearing this hat! What can assuage the fears of Obamaphobes more than a camouflage baseball (American pastime) hat (made in America), embroidered with an Obama for President logo and an American Flag. The hat will subliminally convince people that Obama is America is the military is national security. Honestly, we can keep our Obama For President French Berets, pride rainbow Obama-Biden fedoras, and Obama 08 tie-died hair wraps. But let's where these at home. In public, e should try to put out best hat forward.

My plan is to walk through all the swing states with this hat on. It will be a sort of Forrest Gump with a mission (other than winning an Academy Award and whitewashing U.S. history). And I'll walk, I won't run, because running is terrible for you. Think "Walk, Katie, Walk"/ "Win Obama, Win!"

I think a whole line of Obamoflage could really help the campaign. I'm thinking some hunting vests, riffle satchels, binoculars, jackets, full piece suits

I hope the McCain campaign doesn't catch on and put out a McCain Peace line. Imagine McCain '08 hemp bracelets, McCain for President soy milk, or McSame recycled paper.

FYI, I did not, contrary to popular belief, make this hat or have it made. I find it in a place called America. (83rd and Broadway in Manhattan)