Rachael Ray Scarf Says Terrorist But Michelle Malkin Jacket Says Gay

Rachael Ray has been outed by Michelle Malkin as the Jihadi I had always suspected she was. But now, thanks to Malkinian journalism, we have the proof: an incriminating Dunkin Donuts ad in which Ray dons a Keffiyeh, a traditional head scarf worn by Arab men.

 

Dunkin’ Donuts tried to play on Americans’ natural freedom-loving and paisley-loving sensibility by insisting that the scarf was “a black-and-white silk scarf with a paisley design.” But Michelle Malkin saw through that silk facade and exposed the truth about Ray’s scarf: it’s cotton. And it’s an accessory of mass destruction. Malkin's expose was able to defeat the terrorist add as Dunkin' Donuts pulled the add, explaining "absolutely no symbolism was intended. However, given the possibility of misperception, we are no longer using the commercial."

 

Although Malkin was able to save our nation from this particular jihad, we must remain vigilant. Who knows what cell Ray is really with. Since the Keffiyeh is worn in several countries, Ray could be worse than just a Yasser Arafat fan. She could be a Bedouin sympathizer, a Somali apologist, or even a die hard Laurence of Arabia fan, whether man or movie?. In fact, couldn’t the Keffiyeh be Ray’s red herring? Could Ray be hiding Osama Bin Laden. If not, how do we explain this terrorist gesture which was first popularized by Osama Bin Laden?

 

It is this vigilance that led me to the surprising and sad conclusion that Malkin is herself committing a fashion terrorist attack on America's values.

Like so many guilty people, Malkin seems to indict herself. Here is how she explained explained the air tight slam dunk intelligence which proved Rachael Ray’s Arab/Muslim/Palestinian/terrorist affiliations:

 

The keffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad. Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant and not-so-ignorant fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons.

 

By using Malkinian logic, I realized that the same woman who vilifies and conflates all Arab men, is actually promoting gay leather subculture. Let me explain:

 

The Leather Jacket, for the clueless, is the traditional jacket of Gay leather men that has come to symbolize the homosexual jihad against our values. Popularized by Glen Hughes of the Village People and a regular adornment of Gay liberationists appearing in pride parades and Queen videos, leather has been been mainstreamed by both ignorant and not-so-ignorant fashion designers, celebrities, and RIGHT WING INTERNMENT OF JAPANESE-AMERICANS-DEFENDING PUNDITS’’

 

Ms. Malkin. I was prepared to boycott Dunkin' Donuts, as you suggested. But unless you apologize for mainstreaming gay sub culture and leading a gay jihad, I’ll have to boycott you.